[Raw Is War
starts with an onslaught of fireworks! The crowd is up and on their feet, as our
cameras take us ringside to the best announcing team in the wrestling world... ]
Jim Ross - Ladies
and gentlemen, welcome to Raw Is War! This is good ole' JR with-
King" Lawler - Jerry "The King" Lawler, bringing you sports
entertainment at it's best.
Jim Ross - King,
we have one heck of a night on our hands here. We have the European Championship
on the line tonight. We have the Intercontinental Championship on the line
tonight. We even have our seemingly invincible Hardcore Champion putting his
title on the line.
King" Lawler - Let's not forget we have Edge, The Road Dogg, Billy Gunn,
The Game- Ah, the list goes on! All of these superstars are here tonight! This
will be one to remember.
on?" Triple H's music hits the speakers, as the crowd gives a mixed
reaction. Out steps the game from backstage. ]
Jim Ross - Well,
here's one guy you didn't mention. Here's another of the many superstars we have
here in the World Wrestling Federation. I'm sure he has something to say in
regards to The Game.
King" Lawler - Now, are they fighting over the name "The Game",
or what? I'm confused.
Jim Ross - What
else is new?
[Triple H has
reached the ring, and now stands on the ring apron. He's wearing blue jeans,
with a leather jacket, and a t-shirt with "The True Game" written
across it. He steps into the ring, and is slid a microphone. He picks it up,
hesitates, and now raises the microphone to his face to speak. ]
Triple H - I want
this to end. I want it all to end. The Game, attacking me from behind, not being
man enough to face me. It's all got to stop. Since The Game started, I want to
finish it. Mick Foley, give me The Game!
Foley's music hits the speakers, as the crowd rises to their feet in cheer.
Their beloved Mick Foley makes his way to the ring, with his usual waddle. He
waves to the crowd. With microphone in hand, he rolls into the ring. He puts on
hand in the air, and the crowd goes berserk. He now looks at Triple H between
the eyes. As he raises the microphone to his mouth, The Game's music hits the
Jim Ross - This is
getting good, King.
[The Game walks up
to the ring with a mixed reaction from the crowd. The Game is wearing black
jeans and a "Game" t-shit. He steps in, through the ropes, and Triple
H darts after him, but is held back by Mick Foley. The Game, with microphone in
hand says with a smile... ]
The Game - Easy
there, Hunter. I share your interest, I want to kick your ass as much as you
want to kick mine. Here's the difference, I will actually kick yours, while
you'll fail at kicking mine.
Off" by Kid Rock hits the speakers, as the crowd rises to their feet in
anticipation of X-Rated. This is exactly what they get. The duo of Billy Gunn
and Jeff Hardy step out from behind the stage. The crowd cheers, as Gunn,
wearing sunglasses and a silk black shirt with Khaki pants, and Hardy, wearing
white pants and a silk dark blue shirt, throw their hands in the air, much to
the pleasure of the crowd. X-Rated makes their way to the ring, as Mick, The
Game, and Triple H stand in surprise and curiosity. ]
Jim Ross - Now
what are they doing out here?!
King" Lawler - I don't know, but it just made things really good! Where's
[Jeff and Billy
slide into the ring, and are tossed microphones. Jeff speaks first... ]
Jeff Hardy - I'm
really sick of this. Why does the WWF torture our fans time and time again by
giving such pointless feuds like yours so much air time? I'm tempted to kick
both your asses.
Mr. Ass: With my
help of course. Honestly, we don't give a damn about anyone here, but we just
arrived in the arena, when we saw Triple H on the monitor, ranting as the crowd
left to the concession stands. Then we see Mick Foley come out... A bit of the
same. And finally, The Game. Ooo, did it take you a long time to come up with
that name? We figured, hell, enough it enough.
Jeff Hardy: That,
and it's time Raw Is War got a little X-Rated!
[The crowd cheers,
as Gunn and Hardy smile. ]
Mr. Ass: So, Jeff.
I think we should go ahead and complete our mission.
The Game: And
Mr. Ass: To kick
[Mick Foley steps
out of the way, as Jeff Hardy spears Triple H to the canvas, and Billy does the
same to The Game. They unleash series of right hands on Triple H and The Game,
then lift them up. The Game, a bit dazed, receives a kick to the gut, then a
Fame-Ass-Er! Jeff Hardy gives a Twist Of Fate to Triple H. Both Game and Game
are out for the count in the middle of the ring. Jeff Hardy pulls Triple H over
to The Game, then places his hand on The Game's ass. Gunn pulls out a small
camera, then takes a picture of this questionable position. They both laugh, as
Mick shakes his head, trying not to laugh. ]
Jeff Hardy: Ladies
and gentlemen, Raw has officially begun with your hosts, X-Rated! We hope you
enjoy the show.
Mick Foley: Nice
work there guys, but I have an announcement to make. You two will take on these
guys for the main event of Raw Is War! Have fun and good luck...
Mr. Ass: That's
not a problem. Look at these two...
hits the speakers once again, as X-Rated exits the ring. The crowd cheers them
on as they go, and Mick Foley is not to far behind... ]
Jim Ross - What a
match! Already, we get to see Billy Gunn's return match! This is a guy, who's
antics I never agreed with, but wrestling ability has to be respected. He's a
great addition to the roster.
King" Lawler - He's even better when he has Cameron with him...
Show Or Go
v. Al Snow v. Lord William Steven Regal
Finkle - Introducing first, a member of the Meanstreet Posse, Rodney!
makes his way to the ring, as the fans head for the stands and restrooms. ]
Ross - Where are you going?
"The King" Lawler - I'm going to the restroom.
Ross - Sit down, King.
does just that, as Howard introduces Al Snow. Al Snow makes his way to the ring.
Ross - These wrestlers are truly disappoints to the WWF roster. I wish we had a
no contest, so no one wins, and all of these wrestlers hit the bricks.
introduces Lord William Regal. He now makes his way to the ring. All
participants are in the ring. Wait! ]
"The King" Lawler - Look, it's Test! Here he comes through the crowd!
steps over the security rail, and slides into the ring. He cleans house of the
three competitors. The crowd cheers, as the wrestlers bite the dust on the
outside. Test's music hits the speakers and he leaves through the crowd. ]
Ross - Test cleaned house!
"The King" Lawler - Looks like your dream came through, JR!
Eddie Guerrero vs. Rikishi
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 221 pounds, from El Paso, TX accompanied by Chyna he holds the WWF Lightweight Championship title belt, Eddie Guerrero!!!
[Eddie Guerrero's music plays as he walks down to the ring. ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 401 pounds, from Honolulu, Hawaii, Rikishi!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[His theme hits the speakers, as Rikishi makes his way to the ring, as the crowd screams and cheers. He makes his way to the ring. Earl Hebner checks Eddie Guerrero's boots and knee pads. Rikishi just drilled Eddie Guerreros head into the floor (ding, ding, ding) Eddie Guerrero gouges Rikishi's eyes out. Eddie Guerrero rakes the face of Rikishi in attempt to make a come back. Rikishi low blows Eddie Guerrero. Rikishi measures Eddie Guerrero up and drops a closed fist. Now Rikishi standing. Rikishi measures Eddie Guerrero up and drops a closed fist. Eddie Guerrero executes a neck-breaker on Rikishi. Eddie Guerrero and Rikishi go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Eddie Guerrero swings a Steel chair and hits Rikishi. Rikishi is bleeding as a result. Rikishi is up again. (..2) Rikishi drives a forearm into the head of Eddie Guerrero. (...3) Eddie Guerrero chops Rikishi. (....4) Eddie Guerrero trys for a superplex but is unable to lift Rikishi.(.....5) They head back into the ring. Eddie Guerrero trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Rikishi.Rikishi punches Eddie Guerrero in the head. Rikishi throws Eddie Guerrero into the turnbuckle. Yes, it is time for the stinkface! He lands it! Eddie Guerrero moves back to his feet. Eddie Guerrero trys for a brain buster but is not strong enough to lift Rikishi.Eddie Guerrero executes the front facelock on Rikishi. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Eddie Guerrero tightens the hold. ... Rikishi
tries to escape. ... Rikishi is fighting the hold. Rikishi escapes. Eddie Guerrero sends Rikishi to ringside. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Now we can get some real action!!
[Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Eddie Guerrero swings a Steel chair and hits Rikishi. Rikishi is bleeding as a result. (..2) Eddie Guerrero slaps Rikishi. (...3) Eddie Guerrero executes a headlock takedown.
(....4) Eddie Guerrero puts Rikishi in an arm grapevine submission. ]
Jim Ross - Rikishi takes a arm grapevine.
[(.....5) Rikishi takes Eddie Guerrero into the ring. Eddie Guerrero gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Rikishi. Eddie Guerrero trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Rikishi.Rikishi uppercuts Eddie Guerrero. Rikishi gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Eddie Guerrero comes over and smashes Rikishi's head into it. Rikishi kicks Eddie Guerrero in the back of the leg. Rikishi measures Eddie Guerrero up and drops a closed fist. Eddie Guerrero is up again. Rikishi takes Eddie Guerrero off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Rikishi lifts up Eddie Guerrero and delivers a gut-wrench power bomb. Eddie Guerrero gets up. Rikishi hits Eddie Guerrero with an atomic drop. Rikishi with execites a bearhug on Eddie Guerrero. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... Eddie Guerrero trys to escape. ... Rikishi breaks the hold. ]
Howard Finkle - I wish every match could be like this!
[Rikishi chokes Eddie Guerrero with his boot. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - What a choke!!
[Now Eddie Guerrero standing. Eddie Guerrero bounces Rikishi off the ropes and clotheslines him. Eddie Guerrero stomps Rikishi. ]
Howard Finkle - Eddie Guerrero executes a stomp.
[Rikishi is back on his feet. Rikishi just said goodbye to Eddie Guerreros after the powerbomb Rikishi delivers a spine buster to Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Rikishi. Eddie Guerrero uses a lariat on Rikishi. Eddie Guerrero hits a Frog Splash on Rikishi. Eddie Guerrero covers Rikishi hooking the leg. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Eddie Guerrero has won the match!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, Eddie Guerrero!!!
we are in Edge and Christian's locker room. Christian has his European Title
over his shoulder. He's lacing the boots, as Edge watches over him. ]
Christian - Well,
big match tonight. This is going to be, like, so simple. I will no doubt remain
the European Champ!
Edge - Yeah, I
guess that's cool.
Christian - What
do you mean?
Edge - Well,
Christian, you're only the European Champion. I mean, European?
Christian - I
can't belief this! You're right! This so reeks of suckitude! I can't believe I
didn't see it before!
Edge - Well, it's
true Christianator. Go get 'em buddy!
Christian vs. Billy Kidman
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match for the WWF European Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada accompanied by Edge, Christian!!! (crowd boos *********)
[Christian's music plays as he walks out from behind the curtains and into the ring ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 195 pounds,, Billy Kidman!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Billy Kidman walks to the ring as "The Real Slim Shady" hits the
speakers. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Christian walks around the ring.
He then falls in the middle of the ring. Billy Kidman covers Christian hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Billy Kidman has won the match! This is bull!
[The crowd boos. ]
Jim Ross - Well,
it seems like Christian has bigger fish to fry. I think he wants to show his
brother that he's capable of more. Hardcore Championship
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and new WWF European Championship champion, Billy Kidman!!!
Steve Blackman vs. Evan
Howard Finkle - This match is a Hardcore Match for the WWF Hardcore Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Annville, Pennsylvania, Steve Blackman!!! (crowd boos **)
[Steve Blackman's music plays as he walks down to the ring ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, Evan Karagais!!! (crowd cheers *****)
music plays as Matt Hardy walks out while the fans let out a roar Steve Blackman just drilled
head into the floor Evan Karagais
walks around the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Steve Blackman kicks Evan Karagais
in the groin. ]
Jim Ross - Steve Blackman with a kick to the groin. Wait, here comes
Right To Censor!
[Steve begins to pull weapons from underneath the ring, as RTC runs up behind
him, lead by Steven Richards, and takes every weapon he reaches for. The cookie
sheets, steel chairs, tables, everything! Steve Blackman goes after Steven and
the RTC crew, but is met with a with a flying knee from Evan Karagais. Steve Blackman goes down.
tackles Steve Blackman to the mat. Evan Karagais
stomps Steve Blackman's head. Steve Blackman knocks Evan Karagais
out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Evan Karagais
delivers a short-arm clothesline to Steve Blackman. Steve Blackman gets knocked on the ground and
flips onto him. Evan Karagais
is back on his feet. Steve Blackman climbs to his feet. Steve Blackman neck snaps
is up again. Steve Blackman is up again. Steve Blackman lifts Evan Karagais
and delivers a back breaker. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Evan Karagais
takes a Back Breaker. There's RTC, standing at ringside, making sure Blackman
does not use any weapons.
[Steve Blackman covers Evan Karagais. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2
escapes. Steve Blackman puts a knee to Evan Karagais' back and pulls hims arms back.
Steve Blackman applies an arm wrench to Evan Karagais. Steve Blackman grabs
and applies an arm wrench. Evan Karagais
picks up Evan Karagais
and drops him with a Tiger Suplex on the mat. Evan Karagais
is out cold! Steve Blackman covers Evan Karagais
hooking the leg. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jim Ross - Steve Blackman has won the match!
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, and new WWF Hardcore Championship champion, Steve Blackman!!!
No.1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team
The Undertaker and The Big Show vs. Tazz and Chaz
Howard Finkle - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the No.1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships titles. On there way to the ring at this time, The Undertaker and The Big Show!!!
[The Undertaker and The Big Show come to the ring. ]
Howard Finkle - and their opponents, the team of Tazz and Chaz.
[Tazz and Chaz walk to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this match. Big Show drops
Chaz with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Chaz checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) Paul Wight punches
Chaz repeatedly. Chaz kicks Big Show in the groin. Big Show tags The Undertaker. The Undertaker uses a closed fist on
Chaz. Chaz makes the tag to Tazz. Paul Wight kicks Tazz on the mat. Big Show covers Tazz. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Tazz kicks out. ]
Jim Ross - Not even close!
[Tazz slaps Paul Wight. Paul Wight makes the tag to The Undertaker. The Undertaker executes a huge gutbuster on
Tazz. They lockup. The Undertaker sends Tazz to the corner of the ring. Tazz nails The Undertaker with a belly-to-back suplex. Tazz climbs to his feet. Tazz stomps The Undertaker's head. The Undertaker knocks Tazz out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - What a tilt-a-whirl powerslam!!
Jim Ross - I wish every match could be like this!
[Tazz clotheslines The Undertaker.
Tazz hiptosses The Undertaker. Tazz punches The Undertaker repeatedly. Tazz executes
the Tazmission! Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... The Undertaker is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... ...
Tazz tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... The Undertaker taps out. ]
Howard Finkle - The winners of this match, and new No.1 contenders for the WWF Tag Team Championships champions, Tazz and
here for the second hour of Raw Is War!