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.:.:[ Single Record ]:.:. 3-1-1
.:.:[ Tag-Team Record ]:.:. 0-0-0
.:.:[ Accomplishments ]:.:. PWO Royal Rumble Winner 2001
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Billy Gunn, Gorgeous George,
.:.:[ Foreword ]:.:. Ladies and gentlemen, Judgment Day was the night of ALL nights here in Pro Wrestling Online. There were spectacular performances from every superstar participating, making Judgment Day probably a Pay Per View that has raised a standard which will quite possibly never be reached again, and something that those affiliated with the wrestling business, and the many wrestling fans, will never forget. The list of note worthy outcomes of Judgment Day are endless. Judgment Day has changed the landscape of not only PWO, but the wrestling world, with Scott Hall once again capturing the World Championship, over long time nemesis, Triple H. Chris Jericho fell at the hands of The Stinger in quite possibly the match of the night. Raven, winning the Television Title, paid for it with his career, after a brutal attack from newcomer and new Television Champion, Test. This could go on and on, but what remains most important to a man who believes he's the most important man in the wrestling business, is the hard fought feud with Kurt Angle, they came to an end, with Gunn triumphant. The story of this feud has been told countless times, and this very feud has been heralded by most as the biggest feud in Pro Wrestling Online, as it should be. Both competitors put forth excellent effort, and are easily two of the top wrestlers PWO has to offer. However, such an entertaining feud has now come to an end, with the Badd Ass Billy Gunn standing tall as victor. Both will move on, but the hatred shared for one another, can never be lost... Billy Gunn moves on to a new chapter in his PWO career. The first chapter marked his debut in PWO, where he won the Royal Rumble in convincing fashion, and is the only man to do that in PWO to this date. The second, his brutal feud with The Olympic Hero. And now... He and The Heartbreak Kid have formed a powerful and dominant force, who opponents will learn to fear and respect, known as Two Dudes With Attitude
And if you don't know, now you know!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The scene opens in Detroit, Michigan, site of the next PWO Event, Smackdown!. This coming off an incredible Judgment Day Pay Per View, that can never be forgotten. The camera gets shots of all great tourist attractions in Detroit, Michigan, including the Great Lakes' Lake Michigan. The camera now narrows down to the arena in which Smackdown! will take place. Through the halls of the arena the camera takes us, as along the way, PWO Technicians working vigorously to bring us the beautiful Smackdown! set up we take for granted every Thursday Night. Finally, we reach our destination, and here, we find the man who will tuned into this broadcast to see, The Badd Ass Billy Gunn. We find him, along with his beautiful, and of course, sexy girlfriend Gorgeous George, and also, a young man, who looks to be no younger than sixteen years old. Gunn, seen here, wearing a black bandana which reads 'T.D.A.' on the front, a 'Mr. Ass' Baseball Jersey, complete with his usual colors, pink, neon green, yellow, and majority black, with the number '69' on the back, and Mr. Ass written across the front, black jeans, and purple tinted sunglasses. George, holding Gunn's right hand, is wearing a tight light blue leather halter top, and tight leather light blue pants, with high heels. Gunn and George talk among themselves, as the sixteen year old stands before them, looking over the entire construction of the Smackdown! set.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Now this is something you don't see everyday, and don't get used to it, but... All these technicians here, working, twice a week to put all this crap together... They work pretty damn hard, and they sure as hell ain't appreciated. It's a damn shame.
.:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. [ George looks up at Gunn in surprise. ] Yeah, you're right. This is something you don't see everyday. You with a little compassion. Normally, you'd probably want to rough one of these guys up, Billy.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn, with George's hand in hand, whirls her around, to where she's standing right in front of him. She leans back, and Gunn's wraps his arms around her. He smiles, and says...
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Well babe, every once and a while, you set that 'I kick ass with a passion' edge aside. Sometimes, you gotta put that Badd Ass side of ya' away, and, well, I think you get my drift.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Billy and George kiss, smile, and then begin to kiss longer. The sixteen year old, with his back turned to them, watching as the Smackdown! set is put together, says...
.:.:[ The Sixteen Year Old ]:.:. Y'know, Uncle Gunn, you gotta a point there. These guys aren't appreciated. They bust there asses every week for PWO, and what do they get for it? Minimum wage, and- Well that's it. They deserve more!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn and George stop. Gunn looks up at the kid, and rolls his eyes, as he sighs. For your knowledge, this sixteen year old is the nephew of The Badd Ass Billy Gunn. His name? Colin Ripley. Here he stands, a normal everyday American teen, who happens to have a Superstar uncle, wearing a black and red 'Slipknot' shirt, with baggy black jeans, and earrings. A blonde blue eyed, good ole' American kid here. He continues...
.:.:[ Colin Ripley ]:.:. Damn shame, Uncle Gunn. Damn shame. Do you or the other wrestlers ever show any kind of appreciation for them?
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. I can't say much for the other guys, but I always try and show that I appreciate these losers. [ Gunn smiles. ] I'll show you exactly what I mean.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn walks over to a guy who's down on his knees, peering over the end of the stage, to Gunn's far right of the stage. He's hammering a nail down, as Gunn silently walks behind him. Gunn stands along side of him at this point, and the guy has no idea he's there. Gunn raises his leg, bringing it back far, then with incredible force, brings it forward, striking the guy dead in the ass. The worker goes over the side of the stage, as Gunn laughs hysterically. George tries not to, but ends up doing the same. Colin looks on in surprise. He shakes his head, with a joking smile, and when Gunn walks back over to him, he nudges Gunn in the side with his elbow. Gunn, still laughing...
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Yeah, Colin, I show them a little appreciation every time I get the chance.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. As this is happening, Michael Cole steps from behind the curtain. He sees Gunn, and covers his mouth, trying not to make a sound. He tries to quickly sneak back through the curtain, until his collar is grabbed with one finger, by George. She yanks him back, and with a smile, says...
.:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Kinda rude to see somebody you know, and not even say 'Hi', Michael. I thought you were better than that.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. George yanks Michael by the collar, sending Michael stumbling into Gunn. He hits Gunn like a wall, stumbling backwards with the impact. Gunn simply stands with a smile, and arms folded across his chest.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. If it isn't Mikey Cole. What brings you around here?
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Well, Mr. Ass... I've been assigned to interview you.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Oh really. Then why were you tryin' to duck outta here?
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Well... To be perfectly honest, I'm scared to death of you. Interviewing you, I nearly lost my manhood... I lost my pride, my dignity, my-
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Shut the hell up, Cole. You tryin' to get a Oscar for that performance? [ Gunn laughs a little. ] Look, Cole, I know everything damn thing you just said is true, 'cause I see it all the damn time. It took a little longer than I originally thought, but Cole, The Badd Ass is a feared man around these parts. After silencing The Olympic Hero, and provin' time and time again that I am a dominant force in wrestlin' today, there aren't a lot of guys in PWO, who look forward to facing The Ass Man, and let me tell ya', if I were in their shoes, I'd feel the same damn way.
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Well, Mr. Ass, there are two men who may think differently, and it just so happens, you're facing, along with Shawn Michaels, those very men, Lance Storm and Bret Hart.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Lance Storm and Bret Hart? [ Gunn smiles. ] Yeah, I'm pretty damn familiar with those two, and I'm definitely familiar what those two had to say about The Ass Man and The Heartbreak Kid recently. [ Gunn pauses. ] You know what, Cole, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about the way I feel about what Storm and Hart had to say...
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn motions Cole to come closer. Gunn then leans, positioning his head beside Cole's. His face, from the cool, calm, and collective expression he had, turns into one filled with rage and anger seemingly in less than a second.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Cole stumbles back, holding his ear, as Gunn's yell echoes throughout the arena, having the heads of technicians in the area, looking around for the source.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Why? Simple this Co- Shake it off, I didn't yell that damn loud! [ Gunn just shakes his head. ] Anyway, Cole, like I was sayin', why don't I give a damn? 'Cause talk is pretty damn cheap. I'm sure you checked it out a couple of days ago, when I told Shawn that those two stuck up Canadians would underestimate us. Well damn, they did EXACTLY what I said, and THEN SOME! And that's exactly what I want. You underestimate me and the ass kickin' I'm gonna give you is gonna hurt that much more. Ya' see, the thing about the wrestlin' business is that everybody thinks they can beat everybody, and that's a damn shame, 'cause it's so far from the truth, it's not even funny. The truth of the matter is, there are some, a lot actually, who are better than others. In this case, we Texans are just better than those two Canadians, and words can't change that, Cole. That's just the way it is...
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Billy, Judgment Day marked the end of a long and heated feud between you and of course, The Olympic Hero. Briefly give your feelings on the feud and the match, in which you defeated Kurt Angle.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Briefly? Not familiar with the word, Cole. [ Gunn winks at the camera, then continues. ] Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle... There's no love lost there, let me tell ya'. As long as I'm holdin' his Olympic Gold Medals... We'll never see the end of this, so as for everybody aroun' here sayin' it's over with me getting the better of Angle, you gotta another thing comin'. [ Gunn now removes the Gold Medals from George's chest, with a smile. ] What a great place to have these things... Yeah, like I was sayin', Angle loves these damn things, probably more than life itself. Just the thought of NEVER gettin' them back has gotta be eatin' him from the inside, OUT. So let me tell ya' something there, Michael Cole. Don't be surprised if The Olympic Hero comes back with a vengeance pretty damn soon, and when ya' see Angle, you tell him I'm waiting for 'em.
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Well, Mr. Ass, we will get to your match coming up on Smackdown! shortly, but I'd like to get a little more information on the newly established Two Dudes With Attitude. You and Shawn Michaels, alone, were formidable, and in the eyes of many, sometimes unbeatable individuals, and now, you're together. Could you give a little background on who brought this alliance together and what this means for the rest of PWO?
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Let The Ass Man tell ya' a little somethin' about Two Dudes With-
.:.:[ Colin Ripley ]:.:. Hey Uncle Gunn, when you gonna show me Comerica Park?
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn turns to him, with a pissed off look on his face.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Don't ever interrupt me again! [ Turns to Cole. ] Anyway, damn, like I was sayin', Two-
.:.:[ Colin Ripley ]:.:. What gives? I'm tired of watching this crap, man.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Before Gunn can speak, George, who's now leaning on a speaker, which has yet to be put in its proper place says...
.:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Billy, I'm tired of watching this too. Can we go now?
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn rolls his eyes. Michael Cole then speaks up.
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. What are you doing here anyway? You're here way before you're scheduled to be.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Cole, I should knock your teeth down your throat for tryin' to tell Mr. Ass what and what he shouldn't be doin', but it's your lucky day. I'll tell ya' what I'm doing here. I was here to show this ungrateful bastard of a nephew how all this crap was put up before a show. That's what I'm doin' here. Now, we're heading over to that ballpark the Tigers play in. Enough information for ya'?
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The very mentioning of a ballpark sends a shock of terror down Cole's spine, which is evident in his expression. Gunn and George take each other's hand, and they head backstage, with Colin walking ahead of them. Michael, with a smile says...
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Well, you three have a great time at the ballpark. We'll continue this later, Mr.-
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Oh no, Mikey, you're goin' with us!
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. ... ... [ Cole sighs. ] I'll get the broom...
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The scene fades there... Then re-opens in Comerica Park, Detroit, Michigan, home of the Major League Baseball Franchise, Detroit Tigers. The camera gets a shot of the outside of the ballpark from overhead, and from ground level, then takes us inside, where shots are given of the empty stands and the beautiful green grass on the baseball field. Suddenly, loud noises, echoing from underneath the seats in the stands can be heard. It sounds like someone arguing or yelling, and sure enough, that's exactly what it is, as from underneath the stands walk Billy Gunn, holding a broom, and Michael Cole at the end of it, off his feet, being held up by his underwear. He cringes in pain, yelling about how cruel Gunn is treating him. Gunn will promptly yell back, belittling him by calling him a derogatory term. George now appears from underneath the stands, as does Colin, who runs from underneath, carrying a couple of bats on his shoulder, and a bag of balls, tosses them over the railing, then leaps over the railing, onto the baseball field. George walks to the left of Gunn and Michael, as Gunn dangles him over the railing, and walks onto the baseball field. She's changed her clothes into something more appropriate for baseball, wearing a baseball hat backwards, with her hair in a ponytail, a Detroit Tigers baseball jersey, knotted to she reveals a lot of skin at the lower back, and lower front, and white jeans. Gunn, with a smile, smelling the air, as Michael fights for freedom says...
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. What a smell... You smell that, Michael Cole? Do you smell this good ole' American past time, Cole? Baseball. It kinda defines America. You got the beer in the stands, a great game on the field, thousands of men in women who at any other time probably wouldn't come together otherwise, but because of the love for their team, they're all family. It's a great feelin'. A feelin' that Canadians just don't have. Each and every one of them are individuals, and that's really why it wouldn't be hard to conquer their asses. And hey, maybe I'm wrong here, but dammit, that's what I see when I listen to that chump, Lance Storm talk. I think if it were up to him, he'd take us on by himself, rather than share that spotlight with Hart. Y'know, Cole, nobody's really thought of this, but how will those two work together? Yeah, I'll give them that fact that they're pretty good technical wrestlers, but damn, that's when they're alone. Cole, you're look- Well, you're listenin' to the best, and I mean absolute BEST Tag Team wrestler of all-time, so you know, I know what the hell I'm talkin' 'bout. The Heartbreak Kid and The Badd Ass Billy Gunn, alone, have EVERY single aspect of the game filled. Hart, Storm. Too technical wrestlers, with really nothin' else to brag about, whereas, The Heartbreak Kid may very well be one of the most versatile wrestlers in the business, and The Badd Ass Billy Gunn has the strength, he has the speed, he has the agility, he has the intensity, the dedication, DAMMIT, The Badd Ass Billy Gunn HAS IT ALL!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Michael Cole's underwear rips, sending him plunging into the ground. Gunn laughs, and tosses the broom into the stands, then follows the George's way down to the field. By the time he gets down there, Michael Cole is stumbling to his feet. He passes George, and as he does, places his arm around her, and they walk over to Michael. Gunn gives him a hand, but Michael rejects it. Gunn pulls it back, with a pissed look on his face.
.:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Upset, Michael?
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. George then laughs, and whispers something in Gunn's ear. He smiles, and as she walks over to the nephew, who's screaming at the top of his lungs for someone to play with him, Gunn slaps her on the ass. She turns back, laughing, and winks at Gunn. He follows her to the baseball diamond, as Michael brushes himself off, and follows him. Once there, Gunn grabs a bat, and begins to twirl it in his right hand. His nephew takes his place on the pitcher's mound, with the bag of balls at his feet. With ball in hand, he winds up. Gunn takes his place at the plate. He spits, then gets ready.
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Bring the heat, kid!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Colin winds up, then delivers the pitch. In it comes hurling to the plate, until it's sent into the stands, with a hard crack against the bat, and an echoing thud throughout the stadium. Gunn smiles as he watches it disappear into the sun light. He twirls the bat, then leans on it with his right arm. Michael walks over to, with an expressionless face. George walks up behind Gunn and locks her right arm with Gunn's left arm. The nephew looks back over, knowing that his baseball outing it going to have to wait. He slams his glove into the ground, then kicks the balls. Cole, looks to the camera, then to Gunn and says...
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Alright, I must say, I'm not even half way one getting all the information I need from you, Mr. Ass, and I've already been through more pain in one day than I've felt in years. All I ask is that we get this done as fast as possible. Is that fine by you?
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Well, I don't know about that being fine BY me, but I think I can tell ya' exactly what IS fine by me.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn looks down at George with a smile, and he smiles back.
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Yes or no?
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. [ Gunn smiles. ] Ya' know, you may be a lot luckier than ya' think. That's the second time you gave me taste of your stinkin' attitude. Third time, you're out, little man.
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Fine, I'll take that as a yes... Mr. Ass, after a fine showing of your talent and skill that you brag about quite often, at Judgment Day, you and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels formed what is now known to PWO as Two Dudes With Attitude, or TDA, for short. How did this come about?
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Damn good question, and I don't think I've EVER told you that, Cole. Two Dudes With Attitude. The name, right there, says it all, Cole. The Badd Ass Billy Gunn and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels are oozin' with attitude, you hear me? We think alike. We come from similar backgrounds, born and raised in that damn good state of Texas. Both of us, have a way with the ladies. Hey, it aint' something that we had to learn or got lessons for. It ain't science, it's just life, The Badd Ass Billy Gunn are the most desired men in not only the wrestlin' world, but the world!
.:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Yeah, and that may be true, Billy, but remember, you're tied down. [ She says with a seductive smile, looking up at Gunn. ] And I'm not gonna be lettin' you go anytime soon!
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. [ Gunn laughs. ] Can't argue with that! Well hey, Cole, those just some similarities, and just makin' a little sense out of why it seems like we just turned into partners outta the blue. But here's the real reason. I touched on this very thing a little bit, when I had you dangling from that broom, Cole. Throughout our careers, we have been praised for our dominance, and just overall skill in that ring. For years I've heard I'm the most athletic man in the business, and there's a reason for that. A damn good one too... 'Cause whoever said it, wasn't lyin' when he did! Every bit of that is true, you hear me? You saw it in the ring. Going into that match at Judgment Day, Angle was the under crazy assumption that he was more athletic than me. [ Gunn laughs. ] Well hey, I think we know who's REALLY the most athletic man in the business now, don't we? The Badd Ass Billy Gunn. There's not a man alive who can do it like The Ass Man, who has a perfect, PERFECT balance of strength, speed, agility, and endurance. Endurance? Ask George. [ George blushes. ] I love sayin' this, 'cause it's true. It ain't science, Cole, it's life.
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. And Shawn?
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. He's the most versatile man in the business, and that's all I need to say. So really think about this... June third, two thousand and one, The Badd Ass Billy Gunn, a dominant force on his own, and The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, another dominant force in the wrestling world, come together... Really, and let's be honest here, Cole, how the hell can we be stopped?
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Well, Mr. Ass, Lance Storm and Bret Hart, look to do just-
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. They can LOOK to do whatever the hell they want and they can toot their damn horns about being the best technical wrestlers in the business too. I don't give a damn. Why? 'Cause The Ass Man and ole' HBK have that covered and more. We're not restricted to one area in wrestin', Michael Cole. We do it ALL! And I think it's a hell of a lot better to be damn good to be one of the best all across the board, rather than BE the best in just area, and as for everythin' else, you just ain't got it. The truth of the matter is those guys who think they can make it somewhere on one area of the game are mistaken. It's common sense here, you take an all around guy over just some specialist ANY DAY, and dammit, that includes Thursday, when those boys from Canada are gonna get their asses kicked by Two Dudes With Attitude, Billy and The Kid!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Michael Cole nods, but before he can say a word, Gunn flips the bat up to him. Michael Cole catches it surprisingly. Colin, looking over, jumps up, sliding his glove on and grabbing a ball.
.:.:[ Colin Ripley ]:.:. Steppin' to the plate, nerd?!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Michael Cole looks over in anger, not hiding his feelings, because he feel confident that he can kick this teenager's ass. Gunn and George back away, as Michael steps to the plate. He leans over, ready for the pitch. Colin smiles, and gives a nod. Michael looks confused. All of a sudden, he's knocked off the plate from behind. Gunn buries his foot in Cole's back side, sending Cole into the dirt. Colin laughs hysterically, as George does a little laughing of her own. Cole springs back up, and quickly shoves Gunn. Gunn takes a step back, but does nothing, perhaps curious as to where all of this is going...
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. You're nothing but a coward, Gunn! You and your buddy Shawn. All you both do is pick on people, and for what? A cheap laugh? Did you ever wonder how the person you pick on felt when you did those things to him? Ever wonder how that person felt about them self, when you hoist them up on a broom by their underwear, and have him hang out the car window, as you drive through Michigan! Have you! When are you going to pick on someone your own size, or, or ability?!
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. When? I think the question is 'How?', Cole. We'll pick on any man at anytime in PWO, 'cause there ain't a man or men who are measure up to TDA. Not one. We do what we want, when we wanna do it, Cole, and we answer to know one. Russo, McMahon? Forget them, they know who's really runnin' this show, and so do you, Cole. They sign your paychecks, but you and every other person in PWO have their careers in our hands. If you cross us, and I mean you really piss us off. [ Gunn laughs. ] Well, by doin' that, you just signed your career away, 'cause by the time it's all said and done between us and whoever thought they'd defy all logic and try TDA, ain't gonna be around in PWO, unless he gets somebody to push around in a wheel chair. Yeah, it's that serious. On Smackdown!, we take on the two Canadians. It's all business as of right now, and we're not gonna make it personal. Why should we? We have better things to do than to waste our time teachin' them why should never screw with us. So you're gonna hear it here first, Cole, they make the first move. We can walk into this match, kick their ass like they know we're going to and move on to bigger and better things, yet, if they want to take it to another level, both of 'em will get more of what they got comin' to them, come Thursday Night! But let me tell ya' something, Cole, if we feel the need to push these two around, on pick on 'em, like you put it, Cole, WE'LL DO THAT! Who the hell is gonna stop us? So don't feel bad, Cole. PWO is no different from everyday life. The strong rule the weak. Billy Gunn and Shawn Michaels, the strong, you, Storm, Hart, and every other wrestler in PWO, the weak. It's just that damn simple.
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Michael Cole has calmed down a bit, however, the resentment for Gunn is still quite evident. He's brushed off the dust the fall made at this point. He continues...
.:.:[ Michael Cole ]:.:. Billy, I understand the wrestling business well, quite well. I've been doing what I do for a long time now. I've watched superstars grow from nothing, into the top of the heap, and I've watched careers topple from the top, to the bottom. I've also watched guys like you and Shawn Michaels make a mockery of the sport, with your childish antics, crude sexual humor, and simply cruel pranks. Both of you are brilliant in the ring, but you have no integrity about yourselves. You're changing the-
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Face of Sports Entertainment was we know it, Michael Cole. Let me tell ya' what I've seen. I've watched guys like Right To Censor or even Lance Storm and Bret Hart, try and preach a little morality into the fans and wrestlers in wrestlin'. They fail every damn time. Fans despise 'em, and so do we, the wrestlers who ain't trying to follow a damn honor code, but just wrestle and have fun with it. Lance Storm and Bret Hart hate us for the very reason every fan of PWO out there loves us. We're everything they want to be. We do every damn thing they want to do. You'll never hear 'em admit it, Cole, but it's the truth. Storm and Hart bitch all the damn time about what people should and shouldn't do, then get mad when those very people don't wanna hear it. It's the same old story, about two uptight white guys from north of the border, who ain't got it with the ladies, and lead boring repetitive lives, and they hate, and I mean they HATE the guys who hang loose and just have fun with life, and, well, have a way with the ladies and in this case, the two guys that hate are ole' HBK and The Badd Ass. Cole, I think those two uptight Canadians are wearin' off on ya'.
.:.:[ Voice From The Stands ]:.:. WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?! I'm callin' the cops on your asses!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn, George, Cole, and Colin quickly look around for the source of all the yelling. George then says...
.:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Honey, I think we've over stayed our welcome!
.:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. I got news for ya', darlin', we never were welcome!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The scene fades with the foursome heading over to the exit where they entered Comerica Park.