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| .:.:[ Disclaimer ]:.:. Uh, it's simple really. It's a roleplay. It's not reality. Don't take it personally. To those who actually intend to read these, rather than scroll through it just to see how long it is, sit back in your padded chairs, grab your potato chips, chocolates, licorice, donuts and diet pepsi, adjust your coke bottle lenses and enjoy! C'mon BABY ... ARE YOU READY? | ||
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.:.:[ Segment Title ]:.:. Angle, Sunday Night, I show ya' why they call me the most athletic man in the BUSINESS! |
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.:.:[ Foreword ]:.:. The time ticks away as we grow closer to the resolution of this heated feud. Critics are beginning to see The Badd Ass as possibly the favorite in this match, after a rocky first few weeks in PWO in which he dominated top names, but began to fall off the saddle so to speak in the form of the loss to Da Bad Guy Scott Hall, thanks to your Olympic Hero, and then a draw against the Anti-American Bret Hart, once again, thanks to Kurt Angle. One thing that Billy Gunn has learned is that the only way to shake an Angle off your back is to beat the living hell out of him, and that's exactly what he plans to do come Sunday Night, at Judgment Day. A fired up and enthusiastic, but cool, calm, and collective Badd Ass Billy Gunn takes a trip north to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, hometown of The Olympic Hero Kurt Angle. His business there? That's undisclosed, however, you can bet The Ass Man is continue to the send the message that he doesn't plan to kick ass, land the Fame-Ass-Er once, but he plans to do it twice and show Kurt Angle exactly why they call 'em... The Most Athletic Man In The BUSINESS! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The scene opens in the heart of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. That's right, the hometown of The Olympic Hero Kurt Angle. The camera gets a shot of the top tourist attractions in Pittsburgh until finally narrowing down to a single building. This building happens to be Reagan High School in the downtown metropolitan area of Pittsburgh. The camera then zooms further, to the message board which stands tall on a pole in the front of the high school, alongside an American flag flowing with the blowing wind. On this message board reads, 'Friday, June 1st, 2001 - Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle guest speaks in front of the entire Ronald Reagan High School Student Body at 11:00 a.m.'. The camera now takes the viewer inside the high school, and into a locker room, where we find a group of Amateur Wrestlers from the high school, who will try out for the 2004 Olympics. There are about twelve of them, each standing along side one another on each side of the locker room, at a attention, giving their full attention to their coach, who paces back and forth between them. He now says... .:.:[ The Coach ]:.:. Men, we are three time National Champions. Three time! Men, we have dominated the other high schools in state of Pennsylvania in the sport of wrestling. Men, each and everyone of you have the talent, the potential, and the drive that is takes to make it in the Olympics, where you will fight for your country against foreign SWINE! Now... Understand something men. Even though you are the best, nothing but the best, so help me God, you must always know... Hear me, men, you must always know that there is someone out there better than YOU! That's why, I have brought in the 1996 Olympic Gold Medallist Kurt Angle to share his story about what it takes to be the best... Now men, before we go out there, and you stand at attention before a man greater than YOU, let us say a prayer... [ A short pause. ] AMEN! LET'S GO BOYS! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The wrestlers march out of the locker room, as their coach holds the door for them. They don't have the least bit of emotion on their face, as they head out to the gym like as if they were robots. The camera now takes us to the gym, where the entire student body sits noisily in the stands. Teachers and administrators are standing throughout the gym, keeping order. On the gym floor walks the wrestlers. All twelve march out to the center, and stand facing the student body, one by the other in a uniform fashion. The gym is decorated with posters and banners, all welcoming Kurt Angle home to his hometown of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The camera now takes us just outside the gym, in a hallway. Here, we find The Badd Ass Billy Gunn interestingly enough, standing with Gorgeous George. Gunn shown here wearing his 'Mr. Ass' T-shirt, black jeans, with sunglasses that have purple shades, and Angle's gold medals around his neck. George is wearing a white two piece out fit. Both of them are deep in conversation, saying... .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Listen babe, I have nothin' to lie about here. You were in the car. I saw that sign they have outside, and came through thinking Angle would be here. Well, just when I step foot in this place, their Principal or somebody starts goin' crazy. I'm thinking he's another Mr. Ass fan, even though he's about fifty years older than my usual fan, but I come to find, he thinks I'M Kurt Angle! He tells me I'm just in time for the guest speaking and all this crap. George, it's a mess... .:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Why would they think you're Kurt Angle? .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn holds the medals up. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Apparently, nobody told that old guy just what Kurt Angle looked like, so he was lookin' for anybody who walked through with a pair of Olympic Gold Medals. I gotta be honest with you, though, George. It's a damn shame this guy thinks I'm Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle? Of all people! Puts a bad taste in my mouth... .:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Why didn't you just tell him you weren't Kurt Angle? .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. [ Gunn smiles. ] Well, think about it. I have a chance to address an entire student body. I mean, say whatever the hell I want. Sounds like a hell of a lot of fun to me. .:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. [ George smiles. ] Well, that's my Billy, always coming up with good ideas. .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. George stands on her toes, and kisses Gunn on the lips. He smiles, then leans over a little for a longer kiss. As this is happening, the Principal walks up on Gunn and George. He clears his throat as he looks on in surprise. Gunn and George look up at him with an 'Excuse you!' type of expression. .:.:[ The Principal ]:.:. Mr. Angle! I must say I am truly surprised. I was told you were not only a virgin, but you refrained from any form of sexual contact with the opposite sex. We here at Reagan High School are in favor of such behavior of not having sex or having sexual contact with the opposite sex, however, I assure you, we frown heavily on what you were just doing. I'm not sure I want you out there speaking to my student body, aft- After what I have seen here... .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Sir, how dare you?! [ Gunn in a Kurt Angle-esque voice. ] How dare you question the actions of an Olympic Gold Medallist?! Where are your Gold Medals, my friend? .:.:[ The Principal ]:.:. I, I- .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Exactly, you don't have any! .:.:[ The Principal ]:.:. I'm terribly- .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Terribly dressed? You're right, and you're sorry too! I'm not sure I want to accept your apology, my friend. Get it straight, I don't have to do this. I have better things to do. Do you want me to speak to your little ingrates in there? [ Before the Principal can respond. ] I thought so! So straighten up Mister, before I walk outta here. .:.:[ The Principal ]:.:. Mr. Angle... My deepest apologizes. Please stay. I'll- I'll introduce you right now! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The Principal bursts through the double doors which are the entrance to the gym quickly. George turns to Gunn... .:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. That was amazing, Billy! You do nerd impressions very well. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. I'm Mr. Ass. In me, all things are possible. [ Gunn thinking. ] George, get me a television, a VCR, and the tape of Angle's latest comments about your man, and wait right here with them. .:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Okay, but why? .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. I figure Angle would come into this place, and feed this kids a bunch of crap about the Three I's and loads of other bull. Well hey, I figure I'll expose his sorry ass for what he truly is, right here in his hometown. [ Gunn smiles. ] Sounds like a damn good idea to me? How about you, babe? .:.:[ Gorgeous George ]:.:. Time will tell, Billy. .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The couple now moves to the double doors and look through the windows in them. Inside, the see the Principal standing before the entire student body. He's standing between to speakers with microphone in hand. .:.:[ The Principal ]:.:. Quiet please! Settle down now! We're about to begin. [ The kids quiet down. ] Now, now, we have a very special end of the year treat for you all. In what began as just a treat for our three time national champion wrestling team. [ The high school audience cheers. ] You can thank Coach Mickens, who decided that he'd share this special occasion with the rest of Reagan High School. Well, as we all know, we're going to have a guest speaker here today. This man- Wow, I knew I would have trouble with this introduction... This native Pittsburgh, Pennsylvanian went to the 1996 Olympic and brought home Gold Medals in the field of amateur wrestling. He's a great man. A virgin I might add. [ The high school audience breaks out in laughter. ] That's enough! Being a virgin is a wonderful, especially in the society we live in. You could learn a lot from this man. Shame on all of you. Well, without further ado, I give you, KURT ANGLE! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The high school audience breaks out into a collective silence for the Olympic Hero. The wrestling team, claps in a uniform manner, all at the same time. Boos ring loudly throughout the gym, as the coach takes the microphone. .:.:[ The Coach ]:.:. All of you maggots clap your hands! Kurt Angle is an Olympic Hero. He's better than ALL of us! Look, he won't even come out thanks to you people. Mr. Angle, please join us! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The silence continues, as outside, George tells Gunn to go. She opens the door, and pushes him into the gym. Gym steps into the gym, and the crowd silence turns into a growing cheer. In the stands, the camera gets a bit of two guys' conversation... .:.:[ High School Guy #1 ]:.:. Hey, man, that's not Kurt Angle. It's Billy Gunn! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The coach and the wrestlers stop clapping, as that is exchanged with a pissed off expression. The Principal continues to clap. Gunn reaches the Principal and the Coach, as the cheering from the audience remains. .:.:[ The Principal ]:.:. We're terribly sorry Mr. Angle. We had no idea our student body would act this way. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. [ Ripping the microphone out of the Principal's hand. ] Don't sweat it, old man. I'm not even Kurt Angle! [ The entire crowd cheers. ] I'm The Badd Ass Billy Gunn! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The students rise to their feet in cheer, as the Principal steps away terrified, clutching his heart. He falls to the floor, as The Coach approaches him. .:.:[ The Coach ]:.:. I can't believe you! You son of a bitch! I shou- ARGH! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn kicks up in the stomach, then lands a DDT on The Coach. The crowd continues to go crazy, as all teachers, administrators, and even security keeps their distance. The wrestlers remain at attention, but beads of sweat in fright and nervousness run down their face. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Ronald Reagan High School! I bet your asses never in your wildest dreams you thought The Badd Ass Billy Gunn would EVER show up at YOUR school! Well hey boys and girls, this ain't no dream. Don't rub your eyes or pinch each other, you're looking at the real deal. You're looking at The Ass Man, people, in the flesh. [ The crowd cheers. ] I'm sure this beats the hell out of having some chump Olympic Gold Medallist come and bore you about his boring life, boring achievements, and anything else, that would of course, be borin' as hell. So, count your blessings, 'cause there are thousands of school throughout this great country that would kill to have the chance to have The Ass Man in their mist. Now, I guess ya'll wanna know what I'm doin' here. Well hey, that's a simple question, that has an equally simple answer. I wanna kick back and talk to you about exactly what Kurt Angle was gonna tell ya', but hey, I'm gonna give it to you like you need to hear it! You want an example? I'll give it to ya'. Kurt Angle would walk out here and tell ya' some much crap, it stack high enough to reach the moon. He'll tell ya' about how important he is, because why? He has a couple of Gold Medals. Ya' see, that's the world ole' Angle lives in. Us? We think a little differently, along with the rest of America. I'll give it to ya' straight, WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The crowd cheers, most because he said the word 'Damn'. Gunn laughs a little bit, and continues...
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The high glares at Gunn, then frowns as he says... .:.:[ High School Guy #1 ]:.:. Of course, I'm a Three- ARGH! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn gives the wrestlers a kick to the midsection, then lands The Fame-Ass-Er on him. Luckily for the kid, mats were set up on the gym floor, so the pain isn't too unbearable. The wrestler lays on the mat, unconscious. Gunn bounces back up, and looks down at the kid. Gunn shakes his head, with a laugh, as the audience cheers some, but many are worried about their fellow classmate. Gunn looks back up at his high school audience. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Knocked the hell OUT, and I ain't surprised. There's no fine line between Amateur Wrestlin' and Professional Wrestlin'. There's a damn OCEAN between the two. This kid ain't getting up. He's never felt anything like that before. Boys and girls, he's just been made famous, by the most devastatin' move in the business, The Fame-Ass-Er! Lucky kid... But not so lucky Kurt Angle. Boys and girls, The Olympic Chump Kurt Angle is gonna feel the sting of the Fame-Ass-Er Sunday Night at Judgment Day. For those of ya' who don't watch wrestlin', well, your Pittsburgh native rolemodel and I have been goin' at it for weeks. Mostly because Angle has a little problem. Angle envies, adores, or whatever else you wanna call it, The Badd Ass Billy Gunn. He sees everything I wants to be, but can never be, when he sees me. So, to him, the most logical thing for him to do, is to wage war against a man who's better than him in every aspect of the game. [ Gunn, pointing to a poster on the wall which reads 'Three I's". ] You can throw those damn Three I's out the window. Kurt Angle AIN'T got the intelligence he's always talkin' about, cause if he did, he never would have a crossed The Ass Man! But hey, you ain't gotta take my word for it when I tell ya' Angle is a dumb ass. George, babe, please, bring out that television, would ya' darlin'?! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The double doors burst open, with a television on wheels being pushed through the doors by Gorgeous George. She walks it out to the middle of the gym, where Gunn is standing. Gunn thanks her, and she gives him a kiss on the cheek, then heads back to the hall, while the guys in the audience begin to cat call, whistle, and yell for the sexually stimulating Gorgeous One herself. Gunn shakes his head with a smile, looking at George's ass as she walks away... .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. That right there is why the most appealing body part on the female... IS THE ASS! [ The guys go wild in the audience, as George looks back and Gunn, winks, then exits the gym. ] Gotta pause for a second... Alright boys and girls, bring your attention to the television here. If ya' doubt The Ass Man, well, let me tell ya' to lay those doubts to rest RIGHT NOW! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn clicks on the television, then slides in a tape, which sits on the VCR on the shelf just underneath the television. He steps back, with his arms folded. The footage begins... .:.:[ Kurt Angle ]:.:. And the Cowboys are similar to Billy Gunn right? .:.:[ Employee
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.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn puts the tape on pause, and looks at it, shaking his head in surprise, as the audience boos relentlessly. Gunn turns to him, shaking his head in disbelief. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Well I be damned... I was gonna sit back and explain how dumb this guy is, I mean, since when has Philadelphia EVER reign as an undefeated gold medallist? Yeah, true to what I said, he's a dumb ass. But I never caught the fact that he doesn't even recognize his hometown, as his HOMETOWN! Look, I ain't afraid to tell ya'. I'm an Austin, Texan born and raised, and I'll be a damn Austin, Texan 'til I die. But Angle? Doesn't look like he has too much pride in his home place... [ The audience boos. Gunn looks at the decorations. ] Look at this place. A lot of ya', I assume, put a lot of work into making this place look good for Kurt Angle. Look at that one over there. 'Welcome back, Kurt!', feel that way now? Where's the integrity here? Where's the honor or the pride in the place he came from? Kurt Angle and intelligence? Hell no! Kurt Angle and Integrity? He's a guy who's known to sneak up behind wrestlers and attack them, instead of comin' at 'em face to face. Not ONCE has that little punk confronted me face to face. And let's not forget, he rejects where he came from. Integrity? You gotta be kiddin' me! .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn walks over to the wall. As he does, security makes a move. He glares at them where they stand in the corner of the gym. They stand down, not wanted to confront him. When reaches the wall, and raises his hand, and tears down the 'Welcome Home Kurt' banner, and rips is to pieces. The audience goes wild in cheer as he does this. .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Kurt Angle? A joke! Three I's? Maybe one and that's intensity, but where's the intensity in Kurt Angle? Well, hell, maybe he does have a little, but really, when you compare 'em to me. [ Gunn laughs. ] When I step into that ring, I'm a different person. There are no jokes, no games bein' played by Mr. Ass, no, he has business he has to take care of, and that business is putting that guy on the other side of the ring down for the one, two, three! If the opponent has the audacity to fight back, against a guy who could snap his neck in a matter of seconds, I see it as a slap in my face. That's where the damn intensity builds. That's when I'm the most aggressive man in the business, 'cause hey, I gotta make that guy PAY for thinkin' he can go toe to toe with The Badd Ass Billy Gunn. At Judgment Day, Angle learns that very lesson, you kids make sure you check it out on Sunday Night, when I take the boots to his sorry ass. Now, hey, I'm The Badd Ass Billy Gunn. I usually don't do things for other people, but you know what, I'll make an exception here. The way I see it, you want to see me kick this guy's ass, don't ya'?! [ The audience cheers. ] That's what I thought. I'm gonna into this match to get a little revenge and to teach a lesson, but hey, why not kill two- I mean three birds, in this case, with with one stone, and while I'm out there kicking Angle's ass, [ Gunn points to the audience. ] I'm gonna be doin' it, not only for The Ass Man, but each and everyone of you who want me to kick his ass as much as I do! [ They cheer once again. ] .:.:[ Scene ]:.:. Gunn pauses to let the audience cheer, then continues... .:.:[ Billy Gunn ]:.:. Come Judgment Day, your Olympic Hero is gonna get the ass kicking of his LIFE! He's gonna learn to fear me. He's gonna feel defeat, pain, and agony like he's never felt before a day in his life... 'Cause he's never had to take on something as dominate at The Ass Man. When I hit that Fame-Ass-Er on his sorry ass, TWICE, he will be famous like never before. At Judgment Day, I'm walking away with the victory. Hands down, no damn questions asked. I ain't got any respect for Angle, and dammit, I shouldn't. You can look at the guy without even hearin' say a word and know what I'm talkin' 'bout here. The time is tickin' away. Sunday Night, Angle is gonna learn a valuable lesson, and just to get this clear, he ain't gettin' a judgment at Judgment Day... He's carrying out his SENTENCE! And if you ain't down with that, I got three words for ya'!
.:.:[ Scene ]:.:. The crowd says Gunn's catch phrase with him. He smiles, then tosses the microphone to the other side of the gym. The crowd goes ballistic in cheer for Gunn, as he waves, and heads for the exit. The scene fades there...
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