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- Five Fuckers Stand In My Way... And I'm Gonna knock their asses DOWN! -





Steve Corino, Jack Victory

Nash, Benoit, Lensar, Perfect, Austin, Triple H

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 -)X(- Foreword -)X(- Who started this foreword shit?! 

-)X(- Scene -)X(- The scene opens in a somewhat rundown bar, located on the lower Eastside of Detroit, Michigan, which happens to be Rhyno's hometown. In this bar, toward the back, we find Rhyno seated at a table with two buddies from Extreme Championship Wrestling, Steve Corino and Jack Victory. The trio has beers all over the table along with a game of dominos going. The three of them are both in the back making a hell of a lot of noise. The bar is not crowded, by any means, but has quite a few people in it, which contributes to the loud noise being made, along with a mood setting jazz number being played in the background. Despite all that's happening in this bar, from a pimp beating a prostitute  toward the back of the bar, screaming for the money she owes him, to the crack head doing karaoke to the right of the bar, hoping for some cash to feed his addiction, it's clear that, the scene is centered on Rhyno, Corino, and Victory. The camera zooms in on the trio as they sit at the table in the back corner of the bar.

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- So... Big match at Vengeance, right Rhyno?

-)X(- Rhyno -)X(- That's right, Victory. And what is that, the fourth time you asked me? Simple mother fucker...

-)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Alright, so let me get this straight, Rhyno. You got a shot at the WWF Smackdown! Championship at Vengeance against five other people? I’m not going to lie to you, Rhyno, but those are massive odds.

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- You dumb ass! It’s every man for himself! Not Rhyno versus five people! Damn, Corino!

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Wait a second, Victory, did I ever say that? No, I never said it was Rhyno versus five other people.

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- You implied it!

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Both of you shut the FUCK up! I don’t want to here this simple shit. Corino, get to the goddamn point!

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Yes sir, Master BATE!

 -)X(- Scene -)X(- Rhyno grabs Corino by the neck, and squeezes. He then says…

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Stop bullshitting!

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Alright, alright… [ Rhyno lets go. ] If you want the King of Old School’s take on this situation, all you gotta do it say so… [ Corino pauses, waiting for a response. ]

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- Damn… What’s your take, Corino?

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Alright, here goes, guys… We have Kevin Nash, an over the hill big man who has about two moves… A Jacknife Power-bomb and a Knee to the Mid-Section. This is not threatening and definitely not impressive in the least bit. He’s tall… And that’s about it when it comes to ‘The Man of a COUPLE of Moves’ Kevin Nash.

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Shit, I LOVE wrestling guys like Nash. [ Rhyno smiles in a twisted fashion. ] You know, the guys who are tall and thin. Why? [ Rhyno turns to the camera, as if talking to Nash face to face. ] Because, Nash, when I GORE your lanky ass, I’ll nearly break your fuckin’ bodies in HALF! Nash, don’t worry about winning the goddamn match, SHIT HEAD! Worry about having that fucking spine of yours snapped as I drive your old ass into the mat! As far as I’m concerned, since this is an elimination match, I’m sending your old sorry ass out FIRST! And guess what you can do about it… NOTHING and FUCKIN’ LIKE IT! I don’t like you, mother fucker. I never have and I never fucking WILL! I don’t like arrogant mother fuckers who think they own every fucking place they go. Shit, you’re a lot like Triple H, and that makes me sick to my fucking stomach! But I can’t get my hands on that stupid mother fucker, Triple H. He’s on that shitty show, Raw, and I’m on Smackdown!. So, I’m going to tell you what I’m gonna do, Nash… I’m gonna take every bit of my frustration out on you. Yeah, every bit of my goddamn frustration out on YOU! Time is passing… Passing as I fucking speak! Vengeance will be here before you fuckin’ know it. Nash, I’m telling you now, go out for a night in the town, find yourself an easy bitch, and FUCK HER! Apologize to all your fucking enemies, and take any burdens off your fucking heart. And last, ask God for forgiveness for being a FUCKING LOSER. Why do all of this? Look at them as the last actions you’ll take before I not only end your shitty little career, but I before I END YOU, MOTHER FUCKER!

 -)X(- Scene -)X(- Rhyno settles down and moves away from the camera. Victory says…

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- Nash is a goddamn joke. Don’t even waste your time, Rhyno.

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(-  Too true. Take out a guy like Brock Lensar. He’s one of those powerhouse types that McMahon and Flair like, but, well, Rhyno, so are you and –

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- Rhyno, you’re better at it! Besides, that Lesnar guy has got to be one of the most boring guys I've ever seen! He just walks into a ring, and talks everyone's goddamn ears off. Anyone want to clue this guy in that he's not entertaining in the least bit?

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Damn right, Jack. Brock DOES have a good build, there’s no denying that, but this guy is too raw. Give him a year or so, and he’s going to be something special, but give him the amount of time between now and Vengeance, and he’s no doubt, gonna SUCK!

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- You goddamn right, Corino! I can’t stand this mother fucker, either… [ Rhyno looks into the camera. ] LENSAR! There’s a lot of shit that’s been changing around this fucking place, or as you know it, the WWF. We got mother fucking DRAFTS. We got matches being changed left and right! Things are fucking unstable right now. And I know, that when you heard the draft was going to be re-done, you were all smiles. Why? You know fucking well, WHY! On Raw Is War, it was gonna be me, you, Edge, and DDP, all fighting for the Intercontinental Title. You came out, cocky as all hell, saying I didn’t deserve to be called the Man Beast, and telling the world that I had no chance in beating your pathetic ass. Then I responded… You didn’t like what I had to say, fucker, did you? You didn’t like it when I saw right through your fake ass and told the world EXACTLY what the fuck you’re all about… Did you, mother fucker? After you heard what I said, you were officially MY BITCH! You were fucking tongue-tied. Tongue-tied because you were scared as FUCK to say anything to me again… But like I said, when you found out the draft was gonna be redone, you were all smiles because the Raw match would be cancelled. Shit, you were probably even happier because there was a chance we weren’t even gonna be on the same fucking show… But things have a way of working out, don’t they, shit head?! Less than twenty four hours, that cheesy mother fucking smile you were walking around with turned to a look of FRIGHT, because not only are we on the same fucking show… We’re in the same fuckin’ match at Vengeance. You should have known BITCH! You see, I OWN your ASS! Now, all I wanna know is when you’re gonna start painting your toe nails and start answering to BITCH!

 -)X(- Scene -)X(- Corino and Victory burst out in laughter, acknowledging how good of a line that was. Rhyno backs away from the camera, a bit, and sits quietly.

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- Shit… That was good. I like that, Rhyno.

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- I must admit, nice work, but tone down on the cursing. Take it from the King of Old School, less vulgarity, more appeal to broader audiences.

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Shut the fuck up, Corino!

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Well hey, I tried. Anyway, now we have Mr. ‘So NOT’ Perfect. This guy is another over the hill loser with a couple of moves to look out for. He’s nothing special and was never anything special. Geez, how’d he even get in this match in the first place?! It’s for the federation title. You’d think they’d put people in the match that could actually bring some honor and prestige to the title. That’s what your Federation Champion should stand for. Rhyno, I have to be perfectly honest with you when I say you simply do not fit the bill of a Federation Champion, but really… None of the other guys do either. You know, there’s too much violence in wrestling today. I-

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Shut the fuck up, Corino! I don’t give a shit what you think a Federation Champion should stand for. If you win that goddamn title, then you deserve it. That’s the way I fucking see it. And shit, it’s for that reason that I know that out of all the mother fuckers in this fucking match coming up, I DESERVE that fucking title more than ANYBODY, because there’s no question in my mind that I can beat any one of those mother fuckers in this match! I WILL win this match, whether I’m fucking perfect or not! [ Once again, Rhyno looks to the camera. ] Mr. Perfect… Are you fucking kiddin’ me?! How the FUCK did you get in this match? Perfect, you haven’t done ONE goddamn thing in this business that’s worth a shit. In short, Perfect, you’re far from fuckin’ PERFECT! YOU FUCKIN’ SUCK! [ Rhyno laughs cruelly. He then stops. ] Don’t let the laughing fool you. When I walk into that fucking match, I’m ALL BUSINESS! I don’t give a shit what Triple H says, this is not a fucking game! Every bit of this is REAL! So don’t make the mistake of thinking I’m anything but dead serious about what I intend to do at Vengeance to you, and all those other sorry ass mother fuckers in the match! Mr. Perfect, shit, perfect or not, I’m going to rip your fucking throat out, and end your fucking CAREER!

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- Damn, a little rough there, Rhyno…

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Too true, Rhyno. Tone it down. [ Corino shakes his head with a smile. ] Anyway, there’s also Stone Cold Steve Austin.

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- What?

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- I said Stone Cold is in the match.

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- What?!

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- I said Stone Cold is going to Vengeance with a shot at the WWF Smackdown! Championship! I guess you can’t really down the guy. I mean, he may be the top guy out of the bunch, outside of Rhyno of course. He knows the tricks of the trade. I mean, he should, he’s been on top of the wrestling world for a long time now.

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Shit, fuck that. Stone Cold Steve Austin isn’t about SHIT!

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- What?

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- I said Stone Cold doesn’t doesn’t have a fucking thing on the Big FUCKING Deal!

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- What?!

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- I said that mother fucker Austin isn’t worth the ink his fucking birth certificate is printed on! I couldn’t give a flying fuck about what Austin has done, because you can bet your ass he’s not going ANYWHERE in the WWF as long as I’m around! He’s had his time in the sun, and in case he hasn’t figured it out, his fucking time is UP! But you know what, he may not think so… [ Rhyno turns to the camera. ] Yeah, Austin, I know you, along with every other fucker in the match is watching this, so, listen up, and listen good. I want you to realize that your mother fucking time is up. Shit, you’ve done a lot of shit in the WWF. You’ve dominated this fucking federation before… But never again, mother fucker. NEVER AGAIN! It’s my turn! I want that fucking title, and I want the fucking spotlight! And since you’re one of the pathetic mother fuckers standing in my goddamn way to getting that title, it looks like, unfortunately for you, I’m gonna have to FUCK YOU UP! And shit, after I take you out, I’m gonna take your old lady out, and show her why they call me RHYNO!

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- Yeah, Austin’s wife is one nice piece of ass! Yeah, I’ve had her…

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- You lying mother fucker, you never fucked that bitch!

 -)X(- Scene -)X(- There’s a long collective silence in the room, as Victory just looks blankly ahead. He then says…

 -)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- … Well… A friend of mine did, and let me tell ya’, he and Debra GO IT ON!

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- No he didn’t… Jack, you don’t have too many friends… As a matter of fact, we’re your only friends and we never got her!

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- Since when am I his goddamn friend? I never said I was this fucker’s friend. Shit, you got me FUCKED up!

 -)X(- Scene -)X(- A dejected Victory just sits quietly not saying a word, as Steve, smiling, amused by what just happened, goes on…

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Alright, we went over Nash, Brock Lenar, Mr. Perfect, and Stone Cold.

 -)X(- Rhyno -)X(- And his bitch, Debra. [ Rhyno laughs sadistically. ]  

-)X(- Jack Victory -)X(- The only guy left is... Chris Benoit.

 -)X(- ‘The King of Old School’ Steve Corino -)X(- Chris Benoit?

-)X(- Rhyno -)X(- That's right... That son of a bitch Chris Benoit! [ Looks to the camera once again. ] Chris Benoit... I wish it were just me and you in that fucking ring at Vengeance. Just me and you, one on one. Why? It's simple, Benoit, and if you have the time, please, pull up a chair and listen to what the fuck I have to say. Benoit, I've watched you walk around the WWF like you own this fucking place. As I watched you, I noticed a swagger in your step. You looked like you didn't fear one goddamn thing, because, shit, you didn't need to. You were kicking everybody's ass, all over this fucking place! But you know what, Benoit... I wasn't here. That's right, you may have been the toast of the fucking town before I came, but now, I'm THE BIG FUCKIN' DEAL! You're yesterday's news, Benoit, and at Vengeance, I'm gonna prove it, mother fucker! Not only do I want to take that title from you, but I also want to END YOUR FUCKING CAREER! THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT, Benoit! I'm RHYNO, MOTHER FUCKER! The Big FUCKING DEAL! The MAN BEAST! Benoit, you sorry son of a BITCH, I'm the baddest mother fucker on the fucking PLANET! Fuck Austin, fuck Lensar, FUCK THEM ALL! When you step into the ring with those bitch ass mother fuckers, consider it an easy night. You go into the fucking match knowing you'll come back out without fucking bleeding or a goddamn broken bone. Shit, you go into the match KNOWING YOU WILL SEE THE NEXT FUCKING DAY! You DO NOT do the same knowing you're in a match with the FUCKING MAN BEAST! There's no FUCKING GUARANTEE you'll wake up after I'm done with you! You may not see the next FUCKING DAY with me! But, shit, I can sit back, and say this, and say that... But no matter what the FUCK I SAY, you will not understand how truly FUCKING SERIOUS I AM about EVERY FUCKING THING I'M SAYING! So, Benoit, that's why I'm going to have to SHOW YOUR SORRY ASS JUST WHAT THE FUCK I'M ABOUT! But you know what, Benout, you'll underestimate me, you stupid mother fucker... That is not good for your fucking health! You can think whatever the FUCK you want, and SAY whatever the FUCK you want, but none of it will change the fact that come Vengeance, you face The BIG FUCKING DEAL, THE MAN BEAST! Mother FUCKER, you face, RHYNO! And I will make sure you...

  -)X(- Scene -)X(- Rhyno full of intensity and aggression says...


 -)X(- Scene -)X(- Rhyno remains in the view of the camera this time, breathing hard and filled with intensity.